Went for a friend's 21st birthday party at one of those Pasir Ris chalets last weekend. It's been a while since I've went to the Pasir Ris ones and yup, I find that it's one of those better chalets, probably 'cos I find the environment more happening, probably?
Being a 21st birthday party, a rather high budget was used on it. Haha! Later, found out the actual cost of everything, well, yup, rather high... But hey, it's a 21st birthday anyway, and a person is only 21 once in a lifetime. And similarly, being a 21st birthday, the price of being sabotaged or more affectionately known as sabo is also very high. haha!
As expected, the birthday cake did not end up in our stomach and the bottle of champagne did not flow down our throats as well. Actually, the champagne turned out to be a "weapon of revenge". Let's just say, the floor had its fill and we had our fill of cleaning work too. -.-"' Cakes are really oily if you would closely examine and especially the mashed up ones. Since most of the cake did not end up on the birthday boy as planned, round two began naturally. Ding ding ding! Round 2!!! Target: Birthday Boy. Desired weapon: Remains of cake from the floor. Yeah, I know it's gross, so grimace as much as you like.
Hold on, that's not all, don't stop reading yet. This is the highlight of the post. As he was cleaning up after the aftermath, the bathroom was actually barged in. Yep, you read it right. We barged right in. When you have the strength of numbers, and when the opposition number is a pathetic 1, things usually proceeded simpler and faster. Ahem, I shall leave the grimly details out. Well, I saw his underwear fly out of the room if you wanted to know. (Man, this is one of the rare times I've seen a guy being stripped all the way. The wonders of a 21st birthday...)
Before anything else can happen, all I saw was flashes of digital cameras and the end result... a 21 year old guy lying on the bed, wrapped up in a blanket. What a brutal strip it all was. I don't really understand the taking of pictures part. Fact No. 1, it's a guy. Fact No. 2, we are all guys. Fact No. 3, he was naked. Lastly, Fact No. 4, guys usually don't dig guys. Argh! Want to know what can be even more grossed in the event if it happened? Imagine the birthday boy having hard-on during the whole process =s, hah! I'll be opening the door for every straight guy in the room. =Pp
The girls were not involved in the whole incident. I think they were in the living room, in a bid to distance themselves from the horror. Haha! What a weird reaction. I bet if the roles were changed and if a girl was being stripped by girls, erm... let's just say, the living room would still be empty. Everything ended with the case of the missing underwear. Remember I mentioned the underwear flew out of the room somehow, we couldn't find it in the end. Case closed.
On a side note, I learned abit of mahjong there. I learned how to start, how to take tiles, how to throw tiles and how much money to lose each round. Just short of learning how to really win yet. Even had two freaking draw games at the start, so boring. Dang!
Strip... oh man.
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